We had an office Secret Santa, and I ordered a present for my giftee. Unfortunately, it didn’t arrive by the day of the exchange, so I printed out a thing showing what it was, which I then folded and taped it up, and tagged with a haiku.
For those who can’t read my writing (a majority of the populace), it reads:
like flowers in winter–
Well, actually it reads ‘a disappointment,’ but a day later I think ‘as’ works better.